Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 21, 2011
Principal: Sigh... why have you been sent here already, Danae? Danae: Intellectual bigotry. Principal: I'm gonna regret asking, but... explain, please. Danae: Science contradicts my religion and I'm not being allowed to give the other side of facts! Principal: The other side of facts? Danae: Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it... Teacher: Wait... he said what? Danae: I'm paraphrasing, but... say hello to your new assistant teacher of alternate science.