Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 22, 2006
Danae: OK, Daddy... I posted your profile on find-a-soulmate.com and came up with three perfect matches for you... Joe Pyle: Hmm... let's see... Michelle Pfeiffer... Sheryl Crow.. and Brena Santa Fe? Danae: Brenda? Wow, what a surprise! So... which one do you want to call first? Sorry, Brenda. Somehow he saw through my plan. Brenda: OK... please stop helping, Danae.