Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 12, 2006
Transcript:
It began as an ordinary day of digging for the Paleontologist in his search for clues on what the Earth was like millions of years ago. Then suddenly... "Krak R-Rumble" The surprise of falling into a cavern turned to astonishment a moment later when... ...He landed in a most unexpected place. But his soft landing on a small bed would turn out to be the least surprising discovery that day. In this most improbable place, in a later of Earth's crust dating back millions of years before the appearance of humans, was a most improbable sight. But nothing could have prepared him for what he was about to learn... Man: Gasp! T-t-this changes everything! And so begins... Jorge: I'm a unificaterer, not a divider-upper! So if you're not with me, then you must be one of them!! Frank: Oh my, Ele...we don't want to be one of them!! Ele: *sigh* I've got to start writing this stuff down... ...The Ele chronicles
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