Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 01, 2003
Transcript:
"Homer's past life review of his adventures in the Dark Ages continues..." Bert: Ah...so lady Anne finally revealed her secret about Bishop Bahlony to you. Homer: Yeah...and it wasn't at all what I thought. Duncan: Assumptions rarely are, dude. Anne: I was a child at the time. The good bishop of Barkshire had died and we awaited the arrival of our new bishop... I was out gathering mushrooms one day, when I spotted a stranger walking toward the village. From the look of his garb, I figured he must be the new bishop... ...But I wasn't alone in the woods... Man: Get him! Anne: The attack on the unsuspecting holy man was swift and vicious. When the thieves searched his meagar belongings, they found... Man: Nothing! He was poorer than us... Man 2: Take another look..he had the greatest riches of all coming to him... ...The unquestioning trust of an entire kingdom! And now it will all be mine!! Man: You mean ours... Man 2: Whatever. "Next week: Blind Faith."
See, i knew it! The real Holy Man was laid aside and evil took its place. Just like in real life.