Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 26, 2000
Transcript:
Man: Why do we always get suck dorks running in the government? Woman: I don't know. Obviousman: -sigh- sounds like another job for... OBVIOUSMAN! Hold it there, vacuous voters! Let me help you attain self awarness... can you name your representative in either the house or the senate? Man and Woman: Uh..no. Obviousman: How about any ccongressman or senator? Man and Woman: Oh, wait. That gray-haired guy... Obviousman: Ok, how about this. who played Maryann on Gilligan's Island? Man: Dawn Wells! Irene: I thought she was a lot prettier than Ginger. Oh yeah, I forgot we have a government that represents us. Man: Dang... it's worse than I thought. Obviousman: Sorry to be of help.