Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 26, 1998
Caveman holding spear: Yes, I suppose instigating fights between people then stealing their food during the chaos could be considered a survival skill... Caption: And thus began the legal profession. Man in white shirt: So...What've you been up to today, Kane? Kane: You can download that information on my web site, dad...just log on and go to http://www.Kane.org/it-wasn't-my-fault.html. Woman in pink: What was that all about, dear? Man in white shirt: All I know is that I've got another good reason to be a technophobe.