Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 28, 1997
Transcript:
Why we're supposed to learn rope climbing in gym class. man: A story just came in from the wire service about someone who died, sir... man: That's not news, kid... Birth and death are the only things we all have in common. It happens to everyone sooner or later, so there's no surprise when it occurs. And common occurrences just aren't newsworthy. man: Oh. Hey...It says here that he was once a celebrity... man: STOP THE PRESSES!