Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for October 05, 2022

Poh-leece leave me alone

Scratch-and-sniff decal?

I tell them I’ll contribute if they provide me with a CCW. They hang up after that.

Hurry, you don’t want to miss the holiday rush.

Oooh, “weasel words” ~ “we CAN send you”, not “we WILL send you” a decal. And for a small ongoing auto-donation, we “might” stop calling you.

And I think Ripley had the best method of dealing with telemarketers. " I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure. "