Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for December 29, 2006
Transcript:
"C'mon, Nancy---so Sluggo looked at another girl---he apologized and send you flowers, a stuffed penguin, candy---" "I know, Irma--I'm almost ready to forgive him" "'Almost'? What are you waiting for?" "For him to completely run out of whatever cash he <i>had</i> so he won't be able to ask <i>her</i> out on a date for a <i>long</i> time"