Sluggo: I've got dis pool all to myself today. They're all afraid of deep water.
Sign reads: 8 FT. DEEP
Man: HEY, YOU. And don't mark up that sign again.
Sign reads: 3 FT. DEEP
He has the pool all to himself because the water around him is warm and yellow.
That lifeguard is about 9 1/2 feet tall if 3 foot deep water comes to just over his knees.