Back so soon?... Ok. Okay, you win. I'm gonna lose the euro style Speedo.
Finally: budgie smugglers used as intended
But all those other birds were naked, Pilsner! If you lose the Speedo, the nudists will have won!
Could have been worse. A mankini. Also naked can be much better than inappropriate.
Or those horrific “C-strings”.
A bird banana hammock.
Yikes! (I looked it up…) I don’t know why people bother. If you don’t want to wear panties, don’t wear anything!
It IS a bath, after all (not a swimming pool). One is MEANT to remove clothing before entering the water (or at least it was that way since the days of the early Romans). I prefer that in my pool just because it increases enjoyment of the water, but I swim alone.
Gargle patooie. Fungle the Artesians!
Maybe it is the goggles that is scaring the other birds. Talk about four eyes. lol