Monty by Jim Meddick for March 12, 2012

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Moondog: Yeah, thanks, Mom. I got th' wok you sent... in fact, I'm using it as we speak! Right, right... no more shoddy bachelor meals! No way! Just healthy veggie stir-fry from now on! OK, Mom! Thanks again! Bye! Pilsner: You neglected to tell her you're stir-frying a microwave pizza. Moondog: Yeah, but it does come with mushrooms and onions.