Monty by Jim Meddick for July 10, 2011

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Somethin' th' matter with th' undercarriage of my truck? Your undercarriage? No. No... Just examining your mudflaps... What about em? Oh nothing... I was just thinking how a lot of women probably find that design offensive which is ironic since I presume you place them on your truck to identify yourself as an eligible ladies man with hopes of attracting women... But then I thought perhaps the flaps are meant to weed out the type of woman who finds them offensive, leaving you a pool of potential mates who accept this form of objectification... Finally a third option occurred to me: perhaps I'm wrong to assume bachelor status... Perhaps you're unhappily married and using the flaps as a passive/aggressive provocation aimed at your spouse... I was choosin' b'tween this flap or a Yosemite Sam flap and I thought this flap was a whole @#@#%% load hotter than Yosemite Sam. That I confess, is one option I had entirely overlooked.