Monty by Jim Meddick for September 14, 2007

Transcript:

"I don't know why you're suddenly complaining... I've always snored!" "But it got worse since you put weight in your neck." "I haven't gained weight in my neck." "You used to have a double chin... Look down..." "See... first chin... double chine... triple chin." "Technically that's not a chin... it's a roll of upper chest flab." "I'm beginning to regret ordering the jumbo peach custard."