Monty by Jim Meddick for August 08, 2007
Transcript:
MONTY ARRIVES IN THE DISTANT FUTURE... "I can't bear to look... will it be a polluted cesspool or a mutant-populated nuclear wasteland?..." "Why... it... it's neither! It's an idyllic garden paradise!" "The cities... the malls... the highways... all gone! Nothing remains of our civilization!" "Nothing except.." "An ancient 'Diet Pepsi' bottle. Man, those environmentalists were right. These things really don't biodegrade."