Monty by Jim Meddick for June 28, 2007
Transcript:
"Say, that's a cool hat. Can I buy it off you?" "This is my lucky 'Hooters' hat. It's not for sale..." "I'll give you twenty bucks for it." "No thanks." "Um... thirty?" "Nope." "OK. Forty-five bucks! That's all I have!" "Sorry. It has sentimental value..." "I MUST HAVE THAT HAT!" "Help! Help! Criminy! Haven't you ever heard of 'eBay'?!" To be continued!..."