Monty by Jim Meddick for May 09, 2007
Transcript:
"Very well then... if you won't pick up for your own mother, it leaves me no choice than to leave a long message on your machine..." "Yesterday I found a sweater for you at <i>JC Penney</i> that I think would look much better on you that than hideous Army Navy Surplus .... .. ... ... ..." "Gretchen, please turn the volume back up! You know how I hate to shout!"
Mothers are so awful. I don’t know why anyone would want to become one.