Monty by Jim Meddick for March 13, 2007
March 12, 2007
March 14, 2007
Transcript:
"So what first got you interested in the hairsyling profession?" "Hair." "Ever since I was a kid, it sorta freaked me out. It's always growin'... summer... winter. At night when you're sleepin'. ...And a guy once told me that even after you kick th' bucket, your hair keeps growing for a coupla days..." "Uh, OK. Now you're starting to freak me out a little." "See. That's why I got into this... I'm doin' my part t' keep th' whole thing in check..."
And the fingernails… don’t forget the fingernails that keep growing into talons in the crypt!