Monty by Jim Meddick for February 14, 2007
Transcript:
"You wouldn't believe some of the losers I've dated! And they all have one thing on their minds... sex. That's it." "No. Really? But there're so many, many other things to think about!" "Like... um... uh... travel... and relationships... and super thigh workouts..." "You just read those off the cover of my magazine, didn't you?" "Nuts."