"Come on, Dad...What're you waiting for?" "How am I supposed to enjoy my turkey if I'm looking at a hairless cat?!" "I'll make a deal, Dad...I'll move Fleshy to another room if you agree to wear a hat."
Any cat who sits holding a knife and fork patiently waiting for dinner deserves to stay!
Any cat who sits holding a knife and fork patiently waiting for dinner deserves to stay!