Monty by Jim Meddick for August 04, 2006
Transcript:
"Well, sicko...What're you waiting for?..." "It's no use...I can't eat this." "I keep thinking of Pilsner." "Well, if you don't want it, give it to me." "I don't see how you do it...If I owned a parrot...I think I'd become an apoultrian." "Yeah? What's that?" "Somebody who eats everything except poultry." "No. Too limiting. I'm already an abroccoliarian."
An abroccolibrarian? Easy for him to say…