Monty by Jim Meddick for July 31, 2006
Transcript:
*sniff* *sniff* "Hey! What's that smell?...Is...Is that?...Good lord, no!" "A bird! You ate a bird! I can smell it on your breath! You sick savage!" "No, no, I didn't. I swear!" "Then what's this?! A 'McDonalds' bag, still warm!...And inside, a container of honey mustard dipping sauce!" "OK. I had a very small order of Beef McNuggets."
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