Monty by Jim Meddick for February 07, 2006

Transcript:

"I can't review boarding passes now. We're getting underway." "Yeah, but I won a contest with Harp Beer for this singles' party cruise...But...um...I don't see any singles on board..." "The Harp singles' cruise? That was boarded from Pier Eleven over an hour ago..." "Pier Eleven?! Then what's...?" "This is the AARP singles' party cruise." "The AARP sing...?" "If I told you you had a hot bod would you hold it against me?"