Monty by Jim Meddick for December 24, 2005
Transcript:
"Man this is dull...No one wants to talk to a caramel chew." "All I do is sit around all day in Santa Land...just sitting...just...zzzzzzz..." "ZZZZ" "He was struck in the head by the 3:02 elf express..." "Ok, now are you the conductor? Or the engineer?"