Monty by Jim Meddick for April 05, 2004

Transcript:

"Wait, hold on, here it is. It fell through the hole in my coat pocket and into my pants." "Then the prophecy is true. Youa re Lord of the thing." "Huh, but I..." "It is foretold 'The thing shall come forth from the pants of the keeper and he shall thereby be known as Lord of the Thing.'" "Oops." "I hope it didn't ruin your Sprite." "'And it shall come to pass that the thing shall be delivered unto a beverage'!"