Monty by Jim Meddick for November 29, 2003
Transcript:
"Is there an alien inside me that's about to burst outta my stomach?!!" "Don't be alarmed. While the phhlemke you ate does occasionally "Disagree" with tourists to my planet..." "And it does sometimes...gestate in hospitable stomach cavities..." "You'll be happy to know that, when exiting the body, the parasite generally uses a preexisting orifice..." "Funny. I don't feel happy." "Tourists refer to it as "Jabba the Hutt's revenge."
Maybe he won’t feel happy, but he will definitely feel something…