Monty by Jim Meddick for November 28, 2003
Transcript:
"I can't understand why I'm the only one who's sick. We all ate some of Mr. Pi's phhlemkes." "Eh - hmm." "Well...uh...not exactly." "But I saw you take some and..." "We hid ours under mashed potatoes..." "Well then, I guess that explains..." "And mine burst out of the potatoes like the creature in "Alien..." "And it ran under the credenza with his butter patty..."