Monty by Jim Meddick for March 03, 2003
?I can hardly wait to start my new job with United Voltage!? ?I bet it kinda turns you on?my being a line worker, doesn?t it?? ?Just imagine?11,000 volts surging through a cable and me, controlling it, with my strong, confident, super-insulated gloved hands?? ?Hey, want t?watch me put a wet fork in the toaster?? ?No. I want to watch you put a wildberry poptart in the toaster.?