Monty by Jim Meddick for November 01, 2002
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?I heard about the haunted pants.? ?Yep. I bought these at a used-clothes store and they turn out to be the pants of a convicted murderer?? ?You plan to keep ?em?? ?Why not? Once I got over the initial shock, I realized pants are just pants?what difference does??? ?Monty, you?ve got?? ?Blood! Blood on my thigh from a depraved act of carnage!!? ?Uh?No?jelly?jelly from the donut.?