Monty by Jim Meddick for May 10, 2002

Transcript:

"With your feathers combed like that, you can hardly even see any of your private regions.." "Well, that's reassuring." "Say..did you once date a parrot named Penny?" "What? What're you talking about?" "Your tattoo." "That, for you information, is NOT a tattoo. It's a birthmark that coincindentally resembles Abe Lincoln."