Monty by Jim Meddick for March 14, 2002
March 13, 2002
March 15, 2002
Transcript:
"So, as a vampire, you can be repelled by a cross?" "Well, actually that only applies to Christian vampires." "Jewish vampires are repelled by the Star of David. Buddhist vampires are repelled by the sound of one hand clapping..." "I was an agnostic new-ager before I became a vampire..." "So now I'm repelled by healing crystals and whale songs." "Funny. Just by coincidence so am I."
Hmm interesting, all those things repel me!