Monty by Jim Meddick for March 12, 2002

Transcript:

"If you're really a vampire, what's with the retainer and the black windbreaker?" "I'm a nerd vampire and it's not black. It's navy." "It all started back in college after a marathon D+D session. Everyone had left the dorm except a new guy, Chad, who stayed to argue about a dward wizard...then he bit me on the neck." "Wow. That must've hurt." "Actually, it smarted even more when he put the bactine on..."