Monty by Jim Meddick for December 24, 2001
December 22, 2001
December 25, 2001
Transcript:
"I can't get Chimpy to sleep. He's afraid Santa gorilla will crush all his toys..." "Don't worry...I'll talk to him..." "Santa gorilla's a myth, like Santa claus, created by our oppressive male culture. The truth is Ms. Claus is the motherly nurturing figure who provides for the elves...furthermore, Santa's obsession with candy canes is clearly Freudian and indicates..." "z" "Well, at least your Santa patriarch monologue got one little tyke to sleep."
