Monty by Jim Meddick for April 30, 2001

Transcript:

"Mr. Pi, can you explain this blueprint of a pyramid I found in your desk?" "Levitation Ray" Ufo Project 231.8" "Ok. You got me. The rumors are true...we aliens built the pyramids." "Oh, my lord! One of mankind's greatest achievements isn't really ours!!" "I'm afraid that many of mankind's "Achievements" are, in truth, the result of alien intervention." "Hey! What's this?..instructions for "krazy glue"..a "recipe for "Jell-o?" Oh, no...don't tell me..." "Umm...perhaps you better sit down."