Who’s that walkin’ round here?Mercy, sounds like baby patterBaby elephant patter, that’s what I calls it
Say, up in Harlem at a table for twoThere were four of us: me, your big feet, and youFrom your ankle up, I’ll say you sure are sweetFrom there down there’s just too much feet
Yes, your feet’s too bigDon’t want you ‘cause you feet’s too bigCan’t use you ‘cause you feet’s too bigI really hate you ‘cause your feet’s too big
Where’d you get ‘em?Your girl she likes you, she thinks you’re niceGot what it takes to be in paradiseShe said likes your face, she likes your arrayMan, oh man, them things are too big
Oh, your feet’s too bigDon’t want you ‘cause you feet’s too bigMad at you ‘cause your feet’s too bigI hate you ‘cause your feet’s too big
Who’s that walkin’ round here?Mercy, sounds like baby patterBaby elephant patter, that’s what I calls it
Say, up in Harlem at a table for twoThere were four of us: me, your big feet, and youFrom your ankle up, I’ll say you sure are sweetFrom there down there’s just too much feet
Yes, your feet’s too bigDon’t want you ‘cause you feet’s too bigCan’t use you ‘cause you feet’s too bigI really hate you ‘cause your feet’s too big
Where’d you get ‘em?Your girl she likes you, she thinks you’re niceGot what it takes to be in paradiseShe said likes your face, she likes your arrayMan, oh man, them things are too big
Oh, your feet’s too bigDon’t want you ‘cause you feet’s too bigMad at you ‘cause your feet’s too bigI hate you ‘cause your feet’s too big
My Goodness! Gun the gunboats!Ship, ship, ship!