Suggestion Box. How to improve the fence around The White House? "Make it a fitness course" -Michelle O. "A moat... with lobbyists." -K Street. "A wall of beer kegs." -The Secret Service.
I think it might be a wall of scotch bottles? (Left over from "W"’s haycon days of youth?)
I thought for a minute that the lobbyist moat would do the trick. Then someone whapped my forehead and I saw the light, and in the light I read one word: “MONEY”. Never mind.
I’d prefer seeing the lobbyists floating on their backs holding lilies.
If we go with the beer kegs then at least we can be sure there would be plenty of Secret Service Members there to guard the wall 24/7…
Yeah, putting Lobbyists the moat wouldn’t work..They’d let anyone with a $20 Dollar Bill swim across.Although, most of the Republican Lobbyists would refuse to accept the proposed Harriet Tubman bills. They’d demand their bribes in Andrew Jackson bills.
Jass: yes, new glasses, missing lots of typos.