Suggestion Box. How to improve the fence around The White House? "Make it a fitness course" -Michelle O. "A moat... with lobbyists." -K Street. "A wall of beer kegs." -The Secret Service.
I thought for a minute that the lobbyist moat would do the trick. Then someone whapped my forehead and I saw the light, and in the light I read one word: “MONEY”. Never mind.
Yeah, putting Lobbyists the moat wouldn’t work..They’d let anyone with a $20 Dollar Bill swim across.Although, most of the Republican Lobbyists would refuse to accept the proposed Harriet Tubman bills. They’d demand their bribes in Andrew Jackson bills.
Dtroutma almost 9 years ago
I think it might be a wall of scotch bottles? (Left over from "W"’s haycon days of youth?)
dogday Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I thought for a minute that the lobbyist moat would do the trick. Then someone whapped my forehead and I saw the light, and in the light I read one word: “MONEY”. Never mind.
nero almost 9 years ago
I’d prefer seeing the lobbyists floating on their backs holding lilies.
Steveh16 almost 9 years ago
If we go with the beer kegs then at least we can be sure there would be plenty of Secret Service Members there to guard the wall 24/7…
Tarredandfeathered almost 9 years ago
Yeah, putting Lobbyists the moat wouldn’t work..They’d let anyone with a $20 Dollar Bill swim across.Although, most of the Republican Lobbyists would refuse to accept the proposed Harriet Tubman bills. They’d demand their bribes in Andrew Jackson bills.
Dtroutma almost 9 years ago
Jass: yes, new glasses, missing lots of typos.