Matt Wuerker for February 26, 2013
Creatures of Washington. The Gerrymander. The gerrymander's a slimy beast with a wily imagination. Aiming for every seat, he's tough to beat hijacking legislation. If you've cash to buy a state house he'll throw this game so cryptic. The results he can rig, your future's big when he redraws your district. Incumbency's reserved by his partisan pencil that draws districts wildly distorted. The status quo stays inbred by lines so skewed the government gets much contorted.