Matt Bors for January 27, 2016
January 19, 2016
February 03, 2016
Transcript:
Retired war criminal Donald Rumsfeld is launching a gaming app. I'm excited for us all. Donald Rumsfeld: I'm 83, feeling healthy, not in prison. I certainly deserve all this. A tech product is a bit like launching illegal wars, just with more yoga. You start by scaring up operating cash with outlandish and vague promises. Donald Rumsfeld: So many people will love this, it will pay for itself! As things don't pan out, pivot to a new strategy shrouded in impenetrable buzzwords and supreme confidence. Donald Rumsfeld: We're a platform for engagement of known unknowns... And we're six months from victory! Before it's too late, pawn the whole thing off to a new administration, declare victory and hit the Ted Talk circuit. Donald Rumsfeld: Can I borrow someone from the audience to waterboard?
Uncle Joe Premium Member over 8 years ago
Holy Moley! Bors ain’t joking!
1941gko over 8 years ago
Basically all of the wars (excepting the Revolutionary one maybe) we’ve been lied into involvement, but some of them didn’t take as much lying as others to get us into!
dre7861 over 8 years ago
Excellent!
Mr. Blawt over 8 years ago
Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and their legal advisers Alberto Gonzales, David Addington, William Haynes, Jay Bybee and John Yoo were tried in absentia in Malaysia.The trial held in Kuala Lumpur heard harrowing witness accounts from victims of torture who suffered at the hands of US soldiers and contractors in Iraq and Afghanistan.At the end of the week-long hearing, the five-panel tribunal unanimously delivered guilty verdicts against Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and their key legal advisers who were all convicted as war criminals for torture and cruel, inhumane and degrading treatment.This was done in your name by this man who is free to go make software or whatever else he pleases as he was not killed in a meaningless war or tortured for no reason.
King_Shark over 8 years ago
Without the sanction of the United Nations, and without having been attacked, the invasion of Iraq was ipso facto illegal, and that’s without going into the known lies about WMDs – which everyone, everyone , outside the Imperialist States of Amerikastan knew even then didn’t exist. That included Bliar and all other members of the Coalition of the Billing.
Funny_Ha_Ha over 8 years ago
If you tell the truth bold enough and often enough, it becomes reality. Said No-one