Matt Bors for January 14, 2009

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The latest drama from acclaimed director Clint Eastwood... IRON LUNG IRON WILL Golden years? Try iron. In his 37th straight role as a decrepit curmudgeon, Clint Eastwood plays FRANKIE DUNDUDA, a retired cop, World War I vet and cowboy confined to an iron lung...but determined to rid his neighborhood of ASIAN GANGBUSTERS! Clint Eastwood: Grrrr "I LOVE IT! But then, I love every movie, don't I?" -Larry King "Eastwood's portrayal of a grumpy senior in an iron lung who grunts at people is breathtaking...and oddly arousing!" - Fox "IT'S RACIST." -Spike Lee "Clint's craggy face grows more intimidating with each passing decade!" -AARP Magazine