Matt Bors for November 23, 2007
Remember the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth? Veteran: John Kerry received a purple heart for a bite mark he got during gay sex. Veteran: I should know. They were my chompers. Kerry just announced he will FIGHT BACK against their smears and PROVE that they are liars. John Kerry: I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty... John Kerry: Three and a half years late! Kerry Edwards Our Back Bones Rule! Why so slow to defend himself? John Kerry: It took years of focus group testing to see how voters would receive this move. John Kerry: It's part of our can't-fail campaign strategy. Kerry '04 Going Strong In '07 Slow and steady wins the race. JOHN KERRY 1943 - 2032 Man: In his will he demands a recount in Ohio. Woman: So brave!
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