Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for October 04, 2019
October 03, 2019
October 05, 2019
Transcript:
Lucky Cow: Wish you'd never gotten that gastric bypass? Lucky Cow can give you gastric bypass bypass!
The SHOGGULU love their meat marbled well with fat. And since they took over Lucky Cow™ they have continued to follow in the Lucky Cow™ creator’s footsteps. (John “Slim” Langham:absorbed his body and mind.)
De gustibus non est disputandum
There is no disputing about taste
“Efficiunt Daemones, ut quae non sunt, sic tamenquasi sint, conspicienda hominibus exhibeant.”
—Lactantius.
(“Devils do so work that things which are not, appear to men as if they were real.”)
Artificial taste of charbroiled without the carcinogens. One of their better ideas.
Oh yes. The goal is to addict them to your food, not someone elses. What it is all about. Then the SHOGGULU will like their taste more when those monsters eat their human based meals.
Its the American Way! Whether by human or gelatinous shape-shifters of singular intelligence to match their hunger for humanity. The great American profit motive. Exploit your fellow man and woman with food that hits their bliss, but is also fattening an ultimately unhealthy in larger doses. For the SHOGGULU it is a means of correcting the flavor index of humanity much closer to their taste.§ (They can eat anything, but love humanity. So their slogan is “For Humanity” they feed and care for before the slaughter in their constellation of up to date meat processing plants they have across the country.)
On the bright side they will make us all more healthy than we have ever been. End of cancer and dozens of genetic diseases so that their food is perfect.
§Just don’t take my word for it…