Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for September 19, 2019
Transcript:
Fly: The magazine's coming, Frank. We should move. Fly: I see it, Marge! I'm in the middle of eating! Fly: That's so like you, Frank. You always have to wait until the last minute! Fly: And you always have to nag! Look, fine... I'm moving. Are you happy? Clare: Missed again! I swear, it's like time moves slower for them!
Well, a rolled-up magazine (or newspaper) is the world’s worst choice for trying to kill flies.