Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for August 17, 2019
August 16, 2019
August 18, 2019
Transcript:
Neil: Clare, did you know that Benjamin Franklin invented bifocals? He also invented the lightning rod, the odometer, and the glass harmonica! And he never patented his inventions! He thought we should serve our fellow man with our ideas. Clare: Really? That's amazing! Thanks, Neil. You've inspired me to take action! Clerk: Let me get this straight. You want a patent on bifocals? Welcome to the Club. We put every kind of meat we could find on this baby. $2.99. The Lucky Club. Only at Lucky Cow.
Did you know that in some universes Dr. Benjamin Franklin spent time in Germany and Transylvania over France learning about organic resurrection and reanimation of the dead? Later he garnered a reputation and nickname of “Dr. Franklinstein” by some.