Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for May 31, 2019
Transcript:
Lucky Cow: Scientists want to teach your children that they descended from filthy monkeys, that your S.U.V. makes the world warmer, and that you should "exercise"... well, guess who pays those scientists' salaries... YOU do! Write to science and tell them that, if they want our money, they have to give us the science we want! The National Science Foundation; 4201 Wilson Blvd.; Arlington, VA; 22230.
The face on the monkey looks like that brat from MAD magazine.