Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for May 20, 2007
Neil: Can I help you? Girl: Hi! Are you Neil? Neil: Sure am! Girl: You heard him, Tony. Go to work. Man: You got it, Britney. I'll take those. Neil: Wha--? Man: Hey, Jimmy! I found a whole stash under his bed! Neil: You're taking ALL of them?! Since when do Girl Scouts use repo men?! Girl: Since you missed a payment on your do-si-dos.