Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for September 10, 2006
Elvin: Well, Gary, I'd say we finally have this franchise running like a well-oiled machine! We've gotten rid of the plants, the windows, and the art. There's nothing aesthetic that might distract our workers. This is a burger-making factory and the workers are efficient little robo- er, efficient little... Neil, why aren't you working? Neil: I'm looking at this dead bug... it's so peaceful and beautiful! Elvin: I give up. Lucky Cow: Proud sponsor of the Dubuque sumo league.