Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for September 26, 2004
News anchor: This just in..."Tropical storm Clare" is now "Hurricane Clare." Let's go to Martha in the field - Martha? Martha: Dan, everyone expected bad weather with "Tropical Storm Clare," but this has suddenly turned into a category four! Officials advise everyone to seek shelter immediately! Leticia: Wow, who knew her mood could actually get worse? Elvin: We need a siren to warn us on days like this!