Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for March 21, 2004
Clare: Ha Ha Ha! Gary: What are you watching, Clare? Clare: The "Barry Stinger Show"! See, that woman slept with this woman's husband, so she threw a chair at her! Gary: I'm turning it off, Clare. I don't want you watching this trash. Clare: What?! But why, Dad?? Gary: Because it exploits people - and teaches you that throwing chairs is an acceptable way to solve problems. Clare: What?? No it doesn't! Gary: Sorry, Clare.