Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for October 26, 2003
Clare: Hey, Spazz... over here! Good boy! And over here... atta boy, Spazz! Don't forget to lick up the grease! Gary: Clare! What is our dog doing here? Clare: Look, you have your way of mopping the floor and I have mine. Neil: Um... Clare? Your "mop" is sniffing the customers' rear ends.